1 |
I want to Ea....... What? |
2 |
uwu let me nuzzle wuzzle bulgy wulgy |
3 |
I love a good pegging |
4 |
The tap twins can burn in hell |
5 |
I suck dick! |
6 |
I water my dick to make it grow |
7 |
Why am I so bad? ... Oh, that's why |
8 |
I actually prefer filled boys |
9 |
Why am I like this |
10 |
I smell like beeeeef |
11 |
I'VE GOT A CHUB bekkiChub bekkiChub |
12 |
Do you think I listen? |
13 |
Mental health is an idiot |
14 |
My cock is small |
15 |
I will never forget my cocks small |
16 |
Just having a few ciders |
17 |
this is so wet |
18 |
Is she coming? Is this wet...? Nah. |
19 |
spongebob rubbed one out |
20 |
I like pee |
21 |
oohh my god i'm vibrating |
22 |
I just wanna... FUCK |
23 |
Big is always better |
24 |
All aboard the anus train |
25 |
I have cum |
26 |
I need a social life |
27 |
Big up foreplay |
28 |
This is the best way to do it, to get it all creamy |
29 |
singing while pooping helps you poop better |
30 |
I love using Task Manager, it's my favorite thing to watch |
31 |
Okay you know what Marcus? I am having a baby with you |
32 |
Get out I can see your bra |
33 |
I try my best but everyone leaves me |
34 |
dammit, he won't sleep with me |
35 |
I don't want to denounce, I want to have a baby |
36 |
Wait is he old now? Get out my house. |
37 |
I just can't stop making mac and cheese |
38 |
How do you spell E E? Eeee EE. E. |
39 |
I must just attract threesomes |
40 |
Who has a foursome? |
41 |
I've played enough gameplay today, that's it |
42 |
I don't want to shit that close to the bath |
43 |
Why won't this fit |
44 |
I just cheat because it's fun |
45 |
I love stealth, stealth is my favourite game |
46 |
Yeah this is how you make sex |
47 |
I smell like queef |
48 |
I forgot I had the whore |
49 |
Celestia Vega, great pornos. Thanks for making them |
50 |
I remembered when I attempted self succ |
51 |
You're all great little sperms |
52 |
We're not even gonna get into impregnating today, I'm too busy looking at all this shelving |
53 |
If you can't see yourself pooping, what is even the point in having a bathroom |
54 |
I didn't know you could take a pregnancy test |
55 |
It was a close call, at least she lost her virginity |
56 |
It's all just a massive bang-fest in Mario land |
57 |
Who fucks? |
58 |
You fuck everyday, that's fitness |
59 |
Spank me daddy |
60 |
All the Jedward fandom came over me |
61 |
I'll do an LSD trip at 1000 subs |
62 |
Kittos are very naked |
63 |
I can definitely squeeze through that hole |
64 |
I need to rendezvous with jackoff, let me fit through this hole |
65 |
I will fist you all |
66 |
I want to be PS1 Hagrid |
67 |
What was I doing? G that's right |
68 |
I have a massive ass |
69 |
I can't wait for my baby to not be bald |
70 |
I watch women |
71 |
I'm gonna die in 5 hours |
72 |
I'm wearing a pear necklace |
73 |
I got assaulted when I went for a wee |
74 |
I am a loaf |
75 |
can I hold my eye |
76 |
I need to change my trousers |
77 |
I can't get in |
78 |
I'm actually 50 years old |
79 |
it's hard, it's so hard |
80 |
fish confuse me |
81 |
my brain keeps forgetting to tell my mouth to swallow |
82 |
I literally ate a banana, stop screaming |
83 |
WOW legs wide open |
84 |
I'm becoming a fortnite streamer |
85 |
I'm fanny gaming |
86 |
I nearly ripped my ear balls |
87 |
Vegan cum guzzler |
88 |
pop the anus |
89 |
I'm just a fan, love me some bad dragon |
90 |
I've left my baby outside, cus I don't give a shit about her |
91 |
my husband was pegged to death |
92 |
I can't fuck |
93 |
I've actually got issues |
94 |
choke on my cartridge |
95 |
you've just got to get laid right, easy |
96 |
I'm so talented |
97 |
I find teeth very interesting |
98 |
I will be your hole fixer |
99 |
what about anus train am I right ladies? |
100 |
a pussy and steak sandwich |
101 |
I'm going to suck your dick |
102 |
I was about to put crystal meth on my face |
103 |
use dildos to put your eyeshadow on |
104 |
I've pegged so many people |
105 |
I still got very wet |
106 |
I choke on ghost penis every day |
107 |
this morning I had a guy strimming the bush |
108 |
Jesus take the whale |
109 |
I'm done playing with the balls |
110 |
I've got those magic fingers |
111 |
CEX is a great dogging spit |
112 |
mmm smells like dogging |
113 |
smoke that spunk |
114 |
Bondage? I'll take some of that |
115 |
we've all been inside each other |
116 |
I just pissed in the sink |
117 |
No I don't want him on my tits |
118 |
why is my vag out |
119 |
let the vag breathe, let it all out, flaps and all |
120 |
get those flaps out for the lads |
121 |
Let me use this powerboy on you, fuck I can't stroke |
122 |
cunt is rolling off the tongue |
123 |
it's coming down my face |
124 |
I deep cleaned my hole |
125 |
It's gonna be a great fuck |
126 |
I keep rehydrating with my own piss |
127 |
I was trying to make a sex dungeon but it didn't work |
128 |
love is stinky |
129 |
My nails are too long I can't do this, I need to put this in my hole |
130 |
do they think I shove this in from behind |
131 |
I loved the holiday but I was very happy to cunt |
132 |
the piss station is the sink for me |
133 |
I don't have arms |
134 |
oh my god, my ovaries |
135 |
I was in the pegging society |
136 |
I am craving knob |
137 |
thank you for peeing |
138 |
I've got lipstick all over my tube |
139 |
up here using all my fingers |
140 |
I can hear someone constantly banging |
141 |
I can hear drums, it is not fuck |
142 |
no one kinking |
143 |
I'm really high |
144 |
I will shit on your postcard |
145 |
i have literally given you my spit |
146 |
we all gotta hate women, guys |
147 |
Get in the fucking door, jesus christ |
148 |
I am constantly farting |
149 |
We've had our sex conversations for the day |
150 |
oh great, so you're giving me your dripping nuts in my hand |
151 |
I'm going to eat your dripping nuts |
152 |
I am never getting on a coach again if someone hands me their dripping nutsack |
153 |
my brothers son, my brother |
154 |
the pleasant aroma of grief |
155 |
You wanna beat up your friends and brag about it |
156 |
time to get moist |
157 |
why is it sticky |
158 |
how big is your butthole |
159 |
I'll give the impostor suck |
160 |
I want to upset the monkeys |
161 |
You start naked and then you die |
162 |
I play with pegging all the time |
163 |
oh god, when i finger my hole |
164 |
I'm playing with myself tonight |
165 |
i have pink eye |
166 |
right I am going to come |
167 |
i've never seen boobs before |
168 |
I couldn’t even say it out of my mouth |
169 |
oh my fucking monobrow |
170 |
I look like a ballet dancer ball egg |
171 |
shit I forgot to change my chub |
172 |
get on me |
173 |
"Oh piss holes" |
174 |
prick your pee pee |
175 |
why was I so happy to cunt |
176 |
I like to prolapse on a daily basis |
177 |
no kissing, only sex |
178 |
I'd like to have a ruck fuck fuck sack |
179 |
I'm always having a stroke |
180 |
Christmas schlong |
181 |
that was extra hard today |
182 |
I once sat on someone else's poo |
183 |
could you get your mouth around that |
184 |
I'm a true flan |
185 |
I don't fuck horses |
186 |
I have forgotten how to follow balls |
187 |
cum on me? WHAT |
188 |
skin on ball unicorn |
189 |
unicorn buttplug wins always |
190 |
baked beans? yes. Pineapple fuck |
191 |
would you spank me daddy |
192 |
I was asking a couple of friends "would you spank me daddy?" |
193 |
these horses are fucking and I've only just cum |
194 |
toaster peepee is no no thank you |
195 |
oh piss, he's in me |
196 |
you can just suck on it, makes it last longer |
197 |
cba just put it in your mouth |
198 |
i've got powder up my nose |
199 |
it's not illegal and it isn't incest |
200 |
nothing falls through my holes |
201 |
I've shit in my cuo |
202 |
I haven't touched anyone apart from..myself today |
203 |
i'm choking on halloumi |
204 |
double the Bekkis means double the fun |
205 |
the radius of the darkness is close to me |
206 |
I have the memory of..... |
207 |
i have grape quotes |
208 |
once you come in here once, you never come again |
209 |
bridge cannot get pregante |
210 |
i fucking love nuts |
211 |
she is going to eat me live on stream |
212 |
why is this so hard |
213 |
i think it's in there twice now |
214 |
let me just get the finger |
215 |
shit i'm in your face |
216 |
everyone is in me |
217 |
oh my god they're gonna suck me |
218 |
my ball is really close to the edge |
219 |
there you got little cock, heh heh |
220 |
i "accidentally" touched lolas butt the other day |
221 |
i will boop both ends at once |
222 |
i wasn't wet enough |
223 |
I speak better english than myself |
224 |
at least daves dead |
225 |
Call me Jack |
226 |
I thought it was water but it was rats |
227 |
i do prefer a footlong in my mouth rather than five guys |
228 |
I took a babies hair because I wanted it for my own, babies are dumb |
229 |
why am I a man now |
230 |
its so big, its hard to get used to |
231 |
I was always better at oral |
232 |
The Yogscast made me piss myself |
233 |
smoke ass every day |
234 |
I had a very brain bad |
235 |
Yes I just farted |
236 |
i love creamers |
237 |
the physical world does not exist |
238 |
I like milk, milk is quite nice. Give me some milk |
239 |
davetheraveyah smells |
240 |
if you have followed me and subscribed, we are together now |
241 |
Flip me up and down all day |
242 |
If I don't drink that much, I get drunk really quickly |
243 |
I want a chicken slot |
244 |
sorry I just choked on my own dick |
245 |
speaking of new hands I've started watching Star Wars |
246 |
I still got that sack strength |
247 |
I just saw your discord message with the tits |
248 |
I need that chode mode |
249 |
skin isn't hair |
250 |
cat likes to hump |
251 |
I can fit my hand in the pringle can, I have smol hand |
252 |
I like to slowly waddle away from my problems |
253 |
I refuse to never be bald |
254 |
you can see my willies |
255 |
when it comes to the games I'll pull out the big ones |
256 |
licking up those ants |
257 |
can they stop saying prejack it's making me sick |
258 |
that is a very true |
259 |
it should be the done thing |
260 |
I need more fingers |
261 |
I promote the sharing of frog porn |
262 |
i am leaking |
263 |
thank you for the fuck |
264 |
"I just need to be prepared to see dick" |
265 |
now I’m all wet |
266 |
Brain training gave me my degree. Shit I'm in the wrong place |
267 |
I love to go pruney |
268 |
Is he coming? I hear chains |
269 |
I don't like this banging that's occurring |
270 |
my face is wet |
271 |
you gotta eat the butts |
272 |
"oh shit I'm a girl" |
273 |
is croissant bread? |
274 |
I literally ate the wang |
275 |
no one will check my basket for dildos |
276 |
size matters when it's about my dick |
277 |
To anyone new here, I need to pee |
278 |
he just mounted me |
279 |
hey girl are you stick? because I wana stick you in my butt |
280 |
Am I pregnant with a man |
281 |
I'm definitely gold flaps |
282 |
I keep my fridge in my ass |
283 |
I need to see these buttholes |
284 |
I'm feeling flirty tonight boys, heart winky face |
285 |
I've gotta flush |
286 |
i need to.. fuck |
287 |
I forgot about noses |
288 |
I got an achievement, oh piss I broke the glasses |
289 |
Is he in me or ... |
290 |
I don't know anything about the backend |
291 |
I didn't even gag and I did it infront of everyone |
292 |
I would love to live in a barn |
293 |
ant and dec just came onto me |
294 |
come on, give me that meat |
295 |
I'm a chaotic eyesack |
296 |
you can get in my back carriage any day bois |
297 |
let's fuck |
298 |
I don't often touch wood |
299 |
I fall asleep literally every night |
300 |
kiss all the cocks |
301 |
sucky sucky |
302 |
How do I know when they've finished coming? |
303 |
I love Goblin deez nuts |
304 |
I'm definitely not going to any clubs |
305 |
Christopher is dead in the background, i've got 69 ayyyy |
306 |
Ash is still a moderator somehow |
307 |
crysal you are nothing |
308 |
you have to suck it for 20 years and then it crumbles |
309 |
What else are you supposed to eat at that point? Unicorns, bunnies, happiness |
310 |
I am hard at putting names to faces because I don't know what you look like |
311 |
Let’s do PP |
312 |
Give me the sucky hole |
313 |
"I wish I could press my princess power button" |
314 |
I’m just changing my sex |
315 |
I can't even shit |
316 |
I'm going to grind the boss just to see how hard he is |
317 |
Oooh this is nice and creamy |
318 |
I need to login to shave |
319 |
Hi yes I have some problems |
320 |
I just like giving birth every Thursday |
321 |
Heavy attacks do damage |
322 |
I am sad it doesn't get to be dog cock either |
323 |
WET eyeballs |
324 |
Your menstruation can affect the weather! |
325 |
the ringtail pussy |
326 |
Everyone is here to cum for you |
327 |
When is November? |
328 |
and then it should be fucke..fine |
329 |
blue ball sport |
330 |
Simon is a seaman spy |
331 |
I love me a floppy dick |
332 |
This is something to itch my eye |
333 |
I am not looking forward to- oh no there’s a child |
334 |
Are you dead? Or are you a rock? |
335 |
you have glowing hard veins |
336 |
Is he getting bigger? |
337 |
I see you little buttholes |
338 |
I have now acquired two children |
339 |
I press all the buttons and hope that one works |
340 |
My hands smells like onions |
341 |
I'm growing into noodle form |
342 |
I need a wee, i'm not even going to mute it |
343 |
remember remember penis |
344 |
I love the dissection room |
345 |
they're really stiff to get out of the hole |
346 |
no one else can 69 now |
347 |
you're a failed experiment |
348 |
let me shit |
349 |
Fuck! You're huge! |
350 |
simonhoneydew: what a terrifying sight |
351 |
oh pissholes I have no ammo left |
352 |
my fucking knife, as opposed to my normal knife |
353 |
Eugh he's shitting on me |
354 |
your eyeball is under your butthole |
355 |
I can’t practice my ultimate sack strength |
356 |
can I have some of your cocporn please |
357 |
Help me I am deceased |
358 |
Yay, he died |
359 |
Fuck off. I will knife you in the ass. |
360 |
I'm not gonna die |
361 |
I might actually know who they am |
362 |
Why is it so big, every time… |
363 |
I'm in meetings 24 days a week |
364 |
Oh shit something's growing inside |
365 |
I need to turn them down in my ear balls |
366 |
there will be more coming over the next time |
367 |
Bloody hell why are you in me |
368 |
is he too big to fit? |
369 |
I don't know where to suck it |
370 |
What was I doing? Game? Yeah good. |
371 |
Gimme dem big scones |
372 |
I can't see my chat fuck |
373 |
I'm hoping it's a full size cock in my number 24 |
374 |
!!! A wet dream again! |
375 |
I see your holes |
376 |
Wait can I get anywhere? I will die. |
377 |
I’m also so thirsty |
378 |
You can use my shit if you want to |
379 |
I just ripped my bum off |
380 |
you don't have to deepthroat tests |
381 |
I don't even go on twitch |
382 |
I do love a Marge, Marge Simpson |
383 |
the music had to stop when I was swallowing |
384 |
manflesh |
385 |
Oh hello? are you here for some BDSM? |
386 |
the issue is women, full stop |
387 |
I love their dying |
388 |
Oh I've run out of run |
389 |
My arms are stronger than a soggy branch |
390 |
I'm gonna crumb |
391 |
Oooh can I shoot your face off? |
392 |
I mean I could’ve just had a look but I wanted to STAB |
393 |
Oh pissssssssstols |
394 |
I'm gonna 100% complete this (discussing Kena: Bridge of Spirits) |
395 |
I'm so happy I found my hash |
396 |
If you don’t follow me on Instagram and Twitter, why the hell not |
397 |
Oh my god I will shit |
398 |
"We met up with Peb and Boda" |
399 |
nobody wants to see a danky dog puss |
400 |
Can I get through that door? I mean, I don’t need to, it’s just red and annoying me. |
401 |
Let me eat this baby |
402 |
I am the next president of the United States |
403 |
I love tempting fate but it won’t let me die like that |
404 |
Not watching me makes you smarter |
405 |
I don't like being dead in the corner |
406 |
it smells like men in here |
407 |
why are you going on top |
408 |
Oh dammit, my cat is on drugs |
409 |
I love depressing books |
410 |
I’m gonna catch this in one go let’s do a facking curveball- oh you bitch. It moved. |
411 |
I'm drinking piss again |
412 |
hehe~ Milking time~ |
413 |
I’ve got a bigger boy to do |
414 |
I'd rather have a big rock |
415 |
I want you to smash my geodes |
416 |
well I want you to smash my geodes you little shit |
417 |
I'm gonna drop sperm all over the floor |
418 |
my baby isn't working |
419 |
the shittest friend in the whole of shitland |
420 |
Don't give me your children |
421 |
No! I see babies! |
422 |
What was that?? Oh. It was evil. |
423 |
I'm not ready for this hedge goodbye |
424 |
Because I love a BBQ owowowowowo |
425 |
I need to pee, so it’s probably good that I didn’t come first |
426 |
I'm gonna be that 15 year old boy winning the tournament |
427 |
I've never seen a crow before |
428 |
omg I'm choking on...dick |
429 |
What do I even do with mouse? |
430 |
butt nuggets, delicious, nutritious |
431 |
you need to have wet legs |
432 |
Razer sent me nipple clamps |
433 |
I don’t put anything inside me |
434 |
Ughhh it makes me feel six |
435 |
I am thirst |
436 |
I need 5 more fucks |
437 |
I don’t need five more fucks. |
438 |
press X to fuck |
439 |
I’d like to fall to my death |
440 |
I hate MONEY |
441 |
Where’s my watering can? It’s literally in me |
442 |
Gimme your hole |
443 |
farts are funny |
444 |
I can see glass |
445 |
words just come out of my mouth and the something happens |
446 |
Does anyone poop sharp? |
447 |
Fortnite Travis Scott, Travis- AAAAAAAAAA |
448 |
Was that it? Did you mate? |
449 |
Have a baby please. |
450 |
Everyone's mating up in this hole |
451 |
[Singing] Everyone's pregnant |
452 |
I can't play this game when it's being played |
453 |
You look young, are you a baby? |
454 |
what is keyboard? |
455 |
I love my Penis Computer |
456 |
I killed him giving birth |
457 |
Imagine if we gave birth through our mouths |
458 |
I forgot about the pregnant things |
459 |
Nope, I got two balls to the face |
460 |
I haven't touched a penguin once |
461 |
give me your penguin lovin' |
462 |
I think it is the two litre desk |
463 |
I am going to hump |
464 |
Nope, they’re not men, doesn’t fucking count |
465 |
I am being banged |
466 |
No! Blow me |
467 |
I've been bent over my desk all day |
468 |
Eughh, what are these little penis maggots? |
469 |
This is endless life in this penis sanctuary. |
470 |
Oh no someone is sucking me |
471 |
Oh! I stabbed myself in the ass. |
472 |
I’m obsessed with killing people |
473 |
Death is going to fuck me |
474 |
I killed your family, goodbye |
475 |
Don’t hit me with your putrid ass! |
476 |
I forget you can smash |
477 |
Now I want to find the butt |
478 |
Ughhh, he's pissing on meeee |
479 |
I always spell it d-u-n-u-et |
480 |
No sorry you don't have enough balls |
481 |
I get one stroke in and I give up |
482 |
I’m gonna rip you a new one my son |
483 |
new stuff is only new until you buy... uh... newer stuff |
484 |
mum help me where are the tiny people |
485 |
why is my dad a cassete player |
486 |
Look at their burning bodies, heheheh... |
487 |
mmm I love that jizz |
488 |
"Aw shit I've got no balls" |
489 |
fuck the raw tv |
490 |
Welcome to the clitchen |
491 |
I have had my ass eating by a rat |
492 |
I've never been pissed on, only pooped |
493 |
fuck the mum |
494 |
I'm a boy? |
495 |
I hope you prepare your earballs |
496 |
the squid ball exploded in my mouth |
497 |
The anus has opened |
498 |
I swear I’ve swallowed |
499 |
I am wearing my gimp suit |
500 |
prepare your earballs |
501 |
T-Posing in bed, Hot! |
502 |
get your pipe out |
503 |
Yes I’m dying! Good! |
504 |
I'm always on 3% sanity |
505 |
My poo |
506 |
Am I wearing my clothes? |
507 |
I nearly said my name |
508 |
I placed my worm on the floor |
509 |
Welcome to ass |
510 |
do you want me to show you mine, it's so fucked |
511 |
I slept with an orange |
512 |
my husbands kind of a dick, I want to divorce him but I also want to see where our story goes |
513 |
Can you even hear tits? |
514 |
I need to stop milking pigs. They do not produce milk. |
515 |
It does looks quite small, but it fills me up |
516 |
I’m gonna get Stardew Valley up and running so I can divorce my husband |
517 |
A nice little fuck in my farm |
518 |
I’ll try and fuck him like I did with the Grim Reaper |
519 |
My tits and butts have disappeared |
520 |
They infested my hole |
521 |
my woof is broken |
522 |
""The one with the lemons, from that porn" |
523 |
how can you see? |
524 |
I wish I could shoot rainbows out of my ass |
525 |
I actually kinda like these balls now |
526 |
Butts butts butts butts buWAHHHH |
527 |
I have to climb on the whole thing to reach the balls |
528 |
Why do I always smash |
529 |
Oh no! It's literally coming! |
530 |
Nearly 30 years old and I still like pp |
531 |
Where's the pussy gone? |
532 |
hopefully he's inside |
533 |
They are huge and they fill you up massively |
534 |
I put my sound on so that I can hear the bitches coming |
535 |
I'm glad Stardew Valley is the porn |
536 |
I actually need my ho |
537 |
I can't allow pregnancy |
538 |
egg fart |
539 |
I'm getting touched |
540 |
I wish I could cum, but I cannot |
541 |
I like large eggs! |
542 |
I was being blown, I was being sucked |
543 |
the time is vibrating |
544 |
do that on your knee and you're halfway to an orgy |
545 |
fuck a fucking fuck |